Ok, I am back and I know you guys have been dying to hear what my next weird intake was after losing my access to starch. Well after volunteering to clean the chalk board in elementary school, I clapped the erasers together. The lovely aroma of chalk filled the air and whispered in my ear ” taste me”, and I did. It was not as tasting as the laundry starch but it was similar and temporarily filled my void.

Every time the teacher asked for a helper to erase the chalkboard I was delighted to help.